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Showing posts with label FUNNY POEM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY POEM. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS

WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!



The matter is serious to recieve a glance,
This happens only in a century once,
Read on to find out the cause,
WHY MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!


It was the lecture de morning,
And if that wasn't a sufficient warning,
But no one had even imagined, that at 8'O clack,,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

He was punctual as usual,
At the tip of the clock was his arrival,
The night's sleep he had first-class,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

The teacher was late,
My friend had even not his breakfast ate,
But it happened as was destined,
OUT OF THE CLASS!” the teacher opined

He isn't a back bencher,
Nor is he ever a part of any mischevious venture,
Innocent he is as the animal that grazes grass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Such was the situation's gravity,
It shook the entire student fraternity,
Life, we thought was now an empty glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

I tried to find a reason,
What may have been his treason?
All I could say was Alas!
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Slowly he walked down the isle,
It was for him, an extende mile,
As he came to face the wrath,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

With his head down, he stood obediently,
Why had the teachersummoned him abruptly,
Without even being given a defence chance,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Something the teacher to him whispered,
Something that every student heard,
But that wasn't a strong flowervaz,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

He didnot object or fight,
For his mannerisms polite,
On his face emerged a smile,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS THAT WHILE!

Now as the air began to clear,
I could understand what I hear,
My friend had a problem with his RAAS*,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

This was enough to stimulate my curiosity,
I let it out as my creativity,
Life is not made of marbled glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

But he could have saved his skinny,
Had been a bit witty,
But being a book-worm(sorry for this I can't think of any other thing to rhyme with), he coulnot save his ***,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

So my friend You donot doze,
After in the morning you have rose,
Atleast not in the front benches,
MY FRIEND, YOU'LL BE CHUCKED OUT OF ALL THE OTHER CLASSES!

I know it happens with you every day,
Like from the window enters a sunray,
You could've taken him for a movie to EROS,
WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Such an event is rare in our clan,
Just as rare as consumption of the products of bran,
Now I am Doing time- pass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!
I have enjoyed writing this blog,
It is not rude to laugh,
Take care not to drop your viewing glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

*RAAS- Reticular ascending activating system- Pathways in the brain that keep one awake.

Monday, January 3, 2011

THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS

The Girl of my Dreams

As I turn two and one,
I can't help but think about the one,

The one who'll have the power to change my life,
The one who'll be my wife !

On my psyche she's made a mark,
I see her every dark !

Her face, is like a moon,
That she's alive, is in itself a boon !

Her eyes are big and round,
Her thyroid levels know no bound !

It seems, she always stares,
Hell ! Do I actually care ?

Her ears are pointed and low,
And she cannot hear the dogs bow-bow,

Her nose, I like,
All scents, she finds alike !

Her teeth are proper set, not crooked,
My ideas, she does not find wicked !

She has blonde hair,
And She's the sole daughter of a billionaire !

Her behavior, is to seek attention,
That's not what gives me tension !

Very willing she is to teach,
In the mall, to every stranger she begins to preach !

Every philosophy, she embraces,
When she smiles, she exposes her braces !

She is very minglish,
Her language of choice is English !

Her head, is home to the louse,
The beauty-parlour is her second house !

She does not know how to make sevpuri or bhelpuri,
But, she's fluent in Bhojpuri !

Her laughter, is like a bunny,
My jokes, she finds funny !!!

In all spheres of life she excels,
In T-shirts and trousers, she’s triple XLs !

Thank God she’s not size zero,
She is my superhero !

Such are her features,
I am totally in love with this creature !

The girl of my dreams is not dumb or mute,
She is, in fact, filthy rich and cute !

Nineteen ninety, now its two thousand eleven,
I want to meet her before I go to heaven !

Time is little, (and I also have to study)
Please help me find her, Buddy !

So, all you ladies and laidas,
If, any of these qualities you posses,
Or know of someone, I can assess,

Remember, this is, what I prefer,
To Jayesh Vira, kindly refer !