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Saturday, April 16, 2011

WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS

WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!



The matter is serious to recieve a glance,
This happens only in a century once,
Read on to find out the cause,
WHY MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!


It was the lecture de morning,
And if that wasn't a sufficient warning,
But no one had even imagined, that at 8'O clack,,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

He was punctual as usual,
At the tip of the clock was his arrival,
The night's sleep he had first-class,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

The teacher was late,
My friend had even not his breakfast ate,
But it happened as was destined,
OUT OF THE CLASS!” the teacher opined

He isn't a back bencher,
Nor is he ever a part of any mischevious venture,
Innocent he is as the animal that grazes grass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Such was the situation's gravity,
It shook the entire student fraternity,
Life, we thought was now an empty glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

I tried to find a reason,
What may have been his treason?
All I could say was Alas!
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Slowly he walked down the isle,
It was for him, an extende mile,
As he came to face the wrath,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

With his head down, he stood obediently,
Why had the teachersummoned him abruptly,
Without even being given a defence chance,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Something the teacher to him whispered,
Something that every student heard,
But that wasn't a strong flowervaz,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

He didnot object or fight,
For his mannerisms polite,
On his face emerged a smile,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS THAT WHILE!

Now as the air began to clear,
I could understand what I hear,
My friend had a problem with his RAAS*,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

This was enough to stimulate my curiosity,
I let it out as my creativity,
Life is not made of marbled glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

But he could have saved his skinny,
Had been a bit witty,
But being a book-worm(sorry for this I can't think of any other thing to rhyme with), he coulnot save his ***,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

So my friend You donot doze,
After in the morning you have rose,
Atleast not in the front benches,
MY FRIEND, YOU'LL BE CHUCKED OUT OF ALL THE OTHER CLASSES!

I know it happens with you every day,
Like from the window enters a sunray,
You could've taken him for a movie to EROS,
WHEN MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

Such an event is rare in our clan,
Just as rare as consumption of the products of bran,
Now I am Doing time- pass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!
I have enjoyed writing this blog,
It is not rude to laugh,
Take care not to drop your viewing glass,
MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS!

*RAAS- Reticular ascending activating system- Pathways in the brain that keep one awake.

5 comments:

  1. This was a hilarious one!!! :D :D

    But JV... U should have paid attention!! He entered late n he was sitting on d last bench!!!
    But d rest of it.... truly fun!!!

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  2. Well that is called poetic justice !!!!

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  3. The one time that he was late,
    he was thrown out of the door,
    Such was his fate,
    in a boat without an ORE,
    Yes, I know this one is jhakass,
    MY FRIEND WAS CHUCKED OUT OF THE CLASS.

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  4. thanx vira 4 writing a post on me.......
    but......... i'm not a book worm and i was sleepin coz he was quite slow..
    @komal: i was not sleepin on da last bench but on da 4th last bench......ppl behind me were also sleepin ............ i don't mind being thrown out just for sleepin

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  5. hahaha.... too good yaa Jayeshu!!!

    @Owais- that seemed like last bench n I was jus correcting Jayesh!! :-)))

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